The My Sources Are Non-Human t-shirt blends vintage sci-fi paranoia with modern disclosure humor. Featuring a retro illustration of a very serious meeting that has clearly gone off the rails, this shirt is for anyone who follows hearings, reads footnotes, and still says “okay but hear me out.”
Deadpan. Absurd. Uncomfortably plausible.
Wear it when:
discussing UAPs
ignoring skeptics
refusing to explain yourself
🧵 DETAILS
Soft, comfortable unisex fit
Lightweight fabric for everyday wear
High-quality print with vintage poster texture
Designed to look like it’s been telling secrets since the 1950s
