Some statements are sworn. Some are classified. This graphic t-shirt plays on official testimony language and UFO disclosure culture with a clean, restrained design that feels just plausible enough to be unsettling. It’s made for people who follow hearings, read footnotes, and know that the most interesting information is usually redacted. Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, this shirt works for everyday outings, conventions, or quietly signaling that you’ve been paying attention. It’s subtle, smart, and intentionally deadpan.
Details:
Unisex short sleeve t-shirt
Soft, breathable fabric
Classic everyday fit
Professionally printed graphic design
Designed for comfort and durability Because “I can’t discuss that” is doing a lot of work.
