If you’ve ever worked in an office, you already know this shirt speaks the truth. “Trust me, the aliens file better reports than we do.” Featuring everyone’s favorite undercover extraterrestrial—suit, shades, and a suspiciously competent grasp of Excel—this design is for anyone who’s survived both corporate memos and congressional hearings about UFOs.

Perfect for believers, burnt-out bureaucrats, and anyone convinced the real cover-up is the paperwork.